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Recent Movie Reviews

10 Movie Reviews

cyberpunk if it was realistic and if libertarian third party won the elections in '96 insted of Clinton or Dole.
GOOFY TECHNOCAPITALISM FTW BAYBEE!!

may be too cheesy, but it's soooo relatable man. and thinking that someone might do something to me or alternate timelines and shit. fucking beautiful innit? fuck this shit XD D,X

Das it, boah! We getting this game, so banger! I'm gonna funkin' on a friday night so hard when it drops oh man i'm battablo! ^~^

Recent Game Reviews

7 Game Reviews

WHY suki na kimochi wa surudoi toge
WHY mayoisugiru to jibun ni sasaru
dandan to hanabira wo sakaseru
bara no you demo
hontou wa kokoro ni furueteiru ai ga kowai
kowaresou de

dakishimete kureru yori
motto wakatte hoshii
yasashisa wo kureru yori
samishisa wo koete yuku chikara hoshii

makenai ai datte
kono mune ni kanarazu aru hazu yo
tashikana ai datte
motomereba itsuka wa mieru kara
ima dounatte yukou to
ima unmei ni sakarau
tsuyosa wo shinjisasete

You will always be my shining memory. May you rest well up there, champion.

Fought against Nene as Pico in CPU mode, 6 HP left and 3 lives left. I won against her.

Damn I'm good at this, bby. B)

Good memories of Pico Day from 2022. Can't wait for future ones to come and bring gems like this.

Awesome collab for awesome beasts from an awesome era of an awesome period from an awesome rock in the middle of a somewhat awesome universe yet to be explored by intelligent biomasses. Loved it and found some of them funni. Y'all did a good job! :)

WVDB responds:

Awesome sauce
>:D

Recent Audio Reviews

6 Audio Reviews

The funky has come once again, fo shizzle. Top tier stuff as usual and from the bottom of the heart. Haven't figured out where was my segment cuz the whole thang is hyuuge, maybe a help will be good if no biggie, but still, beats fire and all sounds dope, a true love letter to FNF and Newgrounds alike. Glad I was a part in this. :)

MasterHand4444 responds:

I believe you’re around the 2:14 mark??? I forgor tho tbh, sorry!!!!!!!

I'm European Portuguese, but I stand all my heart for the American people and its principles of its constitution. I love Coke and Salsbury steak, I love guns, I love freedom and liberty, but most of all, I love Newgrounds! TOM FULP FOR PRESIDENT 2024!! GOD BLESS FUCKING AMERICA BITCHES!!

TeffyD responds:

TOM FULP 2024 TOM FULP 2024

Cirno fails to sail the Seven Seas by doing her best. xp

Recent Art Reviews

46 Art Reviews

I see some references to Resident Evil, Cry of Fear, Forbidden Siren, Call of Cthulhu - Dark Corners of The Earth, Faith, Dead Space, maybe Dino Crisis, Castlevania and Silent Hill, maybe...? And about the Gloomy Guy, he looks like Not Important from Hatred, which can fall into a grey area of if it's a horror game or not. But cool piece nonetheless! I love it wholly. :)

Pick up that can.

On another note however... ;)

John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.

John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.

John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.

The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".

John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.

"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said

"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.

"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.

John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.

John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.

John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house" and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.

Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.

When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.

Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.

The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John Freeman walked real fast out.

John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.

"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.

to be continued..?

EthanDoesaThing responds:

Certified hood classic lol

I love the 70s/80s aesthetic of the American policemen. Those were other times with an awesome based aesthetic. My other favorite being the 90s one too, cuz Rebisent Bebdil lol Xd
Would love to see a Spanish soldier with a vislumbrant uniform, maibee a rayadillo or a carabinero rockin' that Spanish Mauser like this picrel or similar.
Love your drawings as usual, Hiro! Keep it up! ;)

Creator of the AsterReigN universe and series and Semi-Polivalent on Animation and Art, currently learning Music and Programming.
Born in '02 and been on the net since a lil' sky beano. Still kickin', bby! Keep it k00l n awesome! ;)

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