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Recent Movie Reviews

11 Movie Reviews

she's cute lol, even though she will tear, torture and kill me for sadistic fun.

can i sex droopy? like, is it mortally possible? or is it gonna be like a monster that will tear out my weiner or someladies vagoo? i need to know as an scientific alchemist occult research for the best of mankind. PhD in theoretical physics and medical science. and part time exorcist

TheShammah responds:

your mom has been giving you too much computer time

cyberpunk if it was realistic and if libertarian third party won the elections in '96 insted of Clinton or Dole.
GOOFY TECHNOCAPITALISM FTW BAYBEE!!

may be too cheesy, but it's soooo relatable man. and thinking that someone might do something to me or alternate timelines and shit. fucking beautiful innit? fuck this shit XD D,X

Recent Game Reviews

7 Game Reviews

hmmm, yes. very distinguished. the Japanese ukiyo-e of yore and The Crucifixion by Frade Angelico Equido di Pietro sure are fine craftsmanship, hmm yes. Oh yes, and the Port wine is sure good, too! Velhotes 20 Years never fails to appease me, hmm. I say, this experience was sure a doozy, I'm rather tipsy, maybe I should call the horses, AMBROSIOUS! Take me home, please, and oh, of course, do make me that lovely tea with coffee and those American cookies with Swiss chocolate I do love very much, I'm feeling very spoiled for my oh so lovely sweetheart to get me this afternoon, hmm yes.

- A Fine Gentleman, circa 1902
puo

WHY suki na kimochi wa surudoi toge
WHY mayoisugiru to jibun ni sasaru
dandan to hanabira wo sakaseru
bara no you demo
hontou wa kokoro ni furueteiru ai ga kowai
kowaresou de

dakishimete kureru yori
motto wakatte hoshii
yasashisa wo kureru yori
samishisa wo koete yuku chikara hoshii

makenai ai datte
kono mune ni kanarazu aru hazu yo
tashikana ai datte
motomereba itsuka wa mieru kara
ima dounatte yukou to
ima unmei ni sakarau
tsuyosa wo shinjisasete

You will always be my shining memory. May you rest well up there, champion.

Fought against Nene as Pico in CPU mode, 6 HP left and 3 lives left. I won against her.

Damn I'm good at this, bby. B)

Good memories of Pico Day from 2022. Can't wait for future ones to come and bring gems like this.

Recent Audio Reviews

6 Audio Reviews

The funky has come once again, fo shizzle. Top tier stuff as usual and from the bottom of the heart. Haven't figured out where was my segment cuz the whole thang is hyuuge, maybe a help will be good if no biggie, but still, beats fire and all sounds dope, a true love letter to FNF and Newgrounds alike. Glad I was a part in this. :)

MasterHand4444 responds:

I believe you’re around the 2:14 mark??? I forgor tho tbh, sorry!!!!!!!

I'm European Portuguese, but I stand all my heart for the American people and its principles of its constitution. I love Coke and Salsbury steak, I love guns, I love freedom and liberty, but most of all, I love Newgrounds! TOM FULP FOR PRESIDENT 2024!! GOD BLESS FUCKING AMERICA BITCHES!!

TeffyD responds:

TOM FULP 2024 TOM FULP 2024

Cirno fails to sail the Seven Seas by doing her best. xp

Recent Art Reviews

48 Art Reviews

Ah, yes. Dom Siamango Perez. A fine noblemonke, gibbon the title "OOO, OOOO, OOOO, OO ,OO, OO, OO, OO, AAAAAH, OOOO" of the mighty banana trees of Indonesia and Thailand. Truly a distinguished and a refined gentleman with his slick haircut and his big gullar pouch. Awesome.

Been voting some of your submissions and I wanna now tell you that you are really talented, man! This one is especially good because as a Portuguese-born Luso-Canadian it makes me feel proud of both the soldiers that fought in WW1 on the Canadian and Lusitanian side, and because I've been to Canada once.

I've been thinking, so kobolds are British, avians are Canadian, goblins are German with unicorns too, Japan could be a kappa like the comment by dieselpunk3012, so maybe Portugal could be a griffon, associated with Fernando Pessoa's view of a esotheric mystical Portuguese Fifth Empire, or perhaps the Barcelos Rooster, as cornily funny as it may be.

Anyway's this is awesomecooolsawce! Keep 'em coming! :D

GooBone responds:

Thank you, I appreciate that!

Yeah, I think a griffon faction does sound cool actually. Thanks for the suggestion, maybe we'll see them some day. :)

I see some references to Resident Evil, Cry of Fear, Forbidden Siren, Call of Cthulhu - Dark Corners of The Earth, Faith, Dead Space, maybe Dino Crisis, Castlevania and Silent Hill, maybe...? And about the Gloomy Guy, he looks like Not Important from Hatred, which can fall into a grey area of if it's a horror game or not. But cool piece nonetheless! I love it wholly. :)

Creator of the AsterReigN universe and Semi-Polivalent on Animation and Art.
Love muh music, guns, food and vidya games.
Programming not my forte, but I can try!
Born in '02 and been on the net since a lil' sky bean goblin.
Keep it k00l n awesome! ;)

Ricky D. @TheAsterDood02

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